This here is one of our rather normal conversations on AOL instant messenger. I replaced our screen names with just our names, cuz I don't want any crazy fans to stalk us. it's happened before, ya know. (lol, I'm sorry we love you guys, but gotta keep ourselves on the DL.) and there is many mentions of our guy friends in here, and boy would THAT be embarrassing if they came across this and found out we talk about them like we do! lol. so I edited the hell out of this ish (Amanda got me sayin that) and got mainly to the birth of the ghetto bitch sex shack. there's a lot before it, so if it doesn't make sense... it shouldn't. I tried to edit this and make it as easily understandable as possible... which was kinda hard, but I managed it. thankyouverymuch! p.s. it's sorta weird and a little long... but if you got nothing better to do, go ahead and read this sucka.
Amanda: ok, assuming all these guys were like..
fresh. like lets say we lived in Oklahoma or something,
and we moved here, and we didn't have any dibs on
them or anything and they were all pure and all that shit,
like not a man-whore (****) and not.. stacey'fied (****) who
would you do?
Alex: who would I do? aw they're all innocent
Amanda: like you could have any of them... and
they were them, but more perfect who would you want?
Amanda: no, they are just perfect
Amanda: you wouldn't be devirginizing them or
Alex: I'd do practically all of them then. if
they're all so sweet & perfect.
Alex: ok I'd do **** first
Alex: I don't know why
Alex: but **** for sure
Amanda: so the list is: ****, ***, ****, ****, *****,
*** and *****
Alex: aw, can't we devirginize them? then I
would do most of them, cuz it'd be all nice and cute.
Amanda: don't worry about my feelings. fine,
Alex: you sounded all sarcastic and bitter
Alex: ok if **** was a virgin, I'd do him first.
Amanda: you WANT to devirginze people?
Alex: no, it'd just be all cute innocent and
sweet that's all.
Amanda: i gotcha.. i go for innocence myself
Alex: and do **** under any condition. well
unless the condition was he had std's and hated me or
something. then that's just cruel.
Amanda: nope, he's perfect
Amanda: ANY condition? what if he'd die if you
had sex with him, like momma bees or whatever
Alex: can I just do **** and **** ... like at the
same time? they're both too perfect to let anyone be first.
lol! IM A WHORE
Amanda: no, they'd stay virgins, like they are in a
room, and you get to pick which ones get to lose their
virginity to you lets say
Amanda: at the same time. wow, you are a slut.
Alex: I know, but I love them too much
Alex: but definitely perfect innocent **** and
Alex: that's all I ever wanted.
Amanda: so if he was gonna die after you did him,
would you still?
Alex: that's sad
Alex: that's incredibly sad!
Amanda: but as soon as he leaves the room, he's
gonna get with anyone else and die anyway
Alex: I'd be selfish and that's horrible! NO!
OMG AMANDA! NO!!!
Alex: I'm gonna cry now. I wish you never
Amanda: I take it back
Amanda: taken back
Alex: *whew* that was really scary and sad. I
wanted to cry.
Amanda: you have a interest in ****?
Amanda: you said he'd be kinky. and being a
big slut and all.. lol
Alex: you're really raggin on me now aren't
ya! it's just all in my head, ya know I'm' all talk. i'd never
do that stuff. but I wish I could! j/k lol. ew no. I just have a slutty
Amanda: slutty mind
Amanda: would you fight me for ****? like in this
'perfect virgin room'
Alex: probably not.
Amanda: really? thanks, you're a pal
Alex: would you want to fight me for him?
Alex: oh really?
Amanda: I'd take you anyway. based solely on the
fact that i got about 400 pounds on you
Alex: so if I threatened you would you like
back off? I wouldn't do that though, but you gotta
promise me I get him when you're done
Amanda: no, I'd rumble for him. but i get him
SEVERAL times before you get him
Alex: that's not fair
Amanda: you can have him as much as you want,
after i had him, cuz i wouldn't want him back
Alex: how many times is several. i can't wait
around ya know
Amanda: you'd be busy... with **** and ****
Alex: how long do you think ****'d last?
Amanda: oh i don't know. that's why i said several,
what if its all, 'bam.. done' then i got him once, for like
7.4 seconds and then you get him for all eternity
Amanda: AND if he was all virginal, then it would
take him SEVERAL times to reach full potential you see,
therefore by the time you got him, he'd be all broken in
and ready to go..
Alex: lol oh thanks! that's cool I guess.
Amanda: cuz i wouldn't have him after you. thats
Alex: lol, but I get him after you. is that
Amanda: no.. cuz then its just like, oh amanda had
him, now i get him
Amanda: not like, amanda had him, alex had him,
amanda has him again
Alex: I'd wait awhile, not like 10 seconds like
"done with amanda? ok let's go" I'd let him "recharge"
and relax for awhile. lol.
Amanda: well yeah... there'd be relaxing in
between each 'several' too. he's no good if i put him into
cardiac arrest before you get him anyway
Amanda: i can't believe i'm debating this. its funny,
but its sad with what ease we can talk about passing
around ****. lol.
Amanda: in what order tho? **** and then ****, or
**** then ****
Alex: I still don't know.
Alex: "threesomes are ok"
Amanda: would you have a threesome with them?
Alex: haha that'd be cool
Alex: but really REALLY I don't think so
Amanda: no but, in your slutty mind you would?
Alex: in my slutty mind I would
Amanda: since i get **** first, you can have Justin Timberlake
first in the celebrity section of this little shack or whatever
Alex: YES DUDE I GET JUSTIN FIRST! is
he a virgin and stuff? no britney?
Amanda: to make up for the **** thing
Amanda: but dude, i totally get him after you?
Amanda: i'm proud of this convo, big ups to me
Alex: you can have Justin after me, of course.
Alex: damn, giddy up and digitally get down
Amanda: hey, if the only way you could get Justin
first is if you got with Isaac Hanson (who snuck in with Taylor and
Zac Hanson, for me) would you still? lets say you got to keep Justin this
Alex: uh no way in hell. that's the most sickest
thing in the whole fucking world. TAKE IT BACK!
Amanda: that is pretty bad.... i wouldn't either
Amanda: even if my entrance to this whole shack
depended on it... i'd climb through a window or
Alex: beat the system!
Amanda: lol, exactly
Alex: I'd just like.. shoot Isaac. I mean, no
one really would care and there's no like guards or
Alex: only us have access to the shack,
Alex: you have to be a ghetto bitch card
holder to enter.
Amanda: this shack has a shower tho.. lol, tight
Alex: DUDE! YES! and a sauna.
Amanda: two showers dude, two
Alex: like 3 different kinds of beds.. and a
kitchen... and a hot tub and a big stereo system (music to
get it on by, lol) and TV for... watching. I guess. OH and a big
elaborate lighting system with like pink and purple and
blue colors. with a disco ball
Alex: I got really into it. lol
Amanda: this shack is tight
Amanda: there has to be two of everything cuz i
don't want it on some bed you and like.. *** just got it on
Amanda: who's the kitchen for? lol..
Alex: well duh, we have different sections of
the shack. kitchen would be for food... to like... eat.
Amanda: dude, i know
Alex: like there's 2 of everything, and then on
either side is like the same as the other side, but one's
your side and ones mine.
Alex: dude, I'll draw a picture of it in paint.
Alex: this is fun. isnt't this fun, amanda? big
ups to us. being a ghetto bitch is tight
Amanda: yes, this is fun
Amanda: being a ghetto bitch is tight
Amanda: oh, a dressing room. for effect
Alex: I see like an actual shack, but
expanded. I literally imagined a broken down brown
wooden tiny tiny shack in the middle of the woods with
all the guys in it but inside had like nice painted walls and
Alex: at first- before all the expansion.
Amanda: i gotta have a different outfit for each guy
Amanda: and an ass load of wife beaters. in all
Alex: ok dude, I'm making the layout plans
Amanda: I'm not. omg, you are sad. lol.
Really Ginger: NO DUDE IT'S GONNA BE TIGHT!
[pointless conversation here while I'm drawing a map... ok then I send it to her]
Amanda: holy shit this is elaborate
Alex: are you looking at it now?
Amanda: that is way elaborate
Amanda: that is fucking crunk
Alex: they just sit and wait for us to devriginze
them. they have magazines on the table in the middle.
Amanda: magazines huh?
Alex: dude! they'll be SEX magazines! then
they'll have some sort of clue, ya know?
Alex: "who's a genius, who's a genius?"
Amanda: dude.. this is crazy
Amanda: you are a genius
Alex: ya know what? we could... oh n/m. it's
Alex: but it'd be tight none the less
Alex: like in the little section, behind the lobby
will be a chamber where when they're done, they'll walk
into it and be all virginized again. that's what I was talking
about. lol. ALWAYS FRESH! yet, they'll know what
they're doing. lol
Alex: "so fresh and so clean, clean"
Amanda: you know what? at risk of not sounded
slutty enough, i wouldn't even want to get sweaty that
much, the cuddling after would make it all worth it
Alex: that's what the chillin room is for
Alex: TV and a little couch. and ya know if
your done cuddlin, the couch folds out into a bed to
make out on. I thought of everything
Amanda: yeah ya did
Amanda: i feel kinda bad for the boys, they are
like our sex bitches
Alex: that's exactly what they are
Alex: the bedroom has a disco ball in it with
pink lights and blue lights and mirrors on every wall.
Alex: dude, I'm printing this out.
Amanda: dude, thats funny
Amanda: and we thought of all this and we're
sober... we don't need illegal substances, we're this dope
Amanda: the world couldn't take the kind of ideas
the two of us drunk could come up with
Alex: so you're only doing like 1 person?
dude!.... what a waste of a perfectly good sex shack. if
all your gonna do is one guy and then cuddle with *****
the rest of the time then... damn.
Amanda: no! i didn't say that
Alex: I'M SO PRINTING THIS OUT!
Amanda: i'm sayin, i'm gonna get with ****, and
***** and all the celebrity guests, but the only one i'm
keeping is *****. the rest can like, go home or something
Amanda: you know what though? to decide which
ones are first, i'd like makeout with all of them, and tease
them like we're gonna go right then, then move to the
next boy, and the hottest ones go first
Alex: but you can't just cuddle in the sex
shack forever. it was meant for SEX! like LOTS OF IT!
Amanda: goddammit, i know!
Amanda: there will be plenty of sex, i'm just saying
someday the sex will stop
Alex: you can't just settle down in the shag
Amanda: i know, i just turned back for a sec..
Alex: but once it stops you have to be kicked
out. sorry. it was built for one purpose only. you need to
build a little cottage with ***** once you start living
outside of the ghetto bitch house
Amanda: oh i know
Amanda: i couldn't raise a family there! "mommy,
what is aunt alex doing with that man?"
Alex: i think I will probably live in the ghetto
bitches house for a loooong time
Amanda: yeah you will
Alex: lol. that's my mind talking
Amanda: lol, slutty mind
Amanda: oh dude, I gotta go now
Alex: oh that sucks.
wow that took a long time editing. sorry a lot of that was pointless to read, but I'm sure you enjoyed it, didn't ya? lol. p.s. peepee's scare me. I'm not a whore, really. sex is yucky! ewy gross boys!
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